You know what? Maybe I should answer for her. BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING! Where the contestants suck and the host is very angry, because his plan to become alive just went balls up! I don't know what just happened. DELIA: Charles, that was the most spiritually nourishing rogering you have ever given me. I don't even like pottery! But, if youre going to live like a ghost, you have to follow the rules. BEETLEJUICE: DID I SAY NETHERWORLD? MONSTER BEETLEJUICE: Your not invisible when you're me! OO! Except, this one year we tried to do a classic horror theme. Its finally time for you two to go to the Netherworld! But you wanted your mommy. NEIGHBOR: Hello?! Playing hardball, huh? And its not fair, you know? For we do not walk alone." LYDIA: YOU'RE INVISIBLE WHEN YOU'RE SAD CLOCKS . This book is dangerous! YES I DO! (softly.) CHARLES: Thats because Im trying to Delia, do your job please, life coach her. He needs therapy! GIRL SCOUT: THIS IS IT THE DAY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, WISHING, HOPING, WORKING, AND PRAYING FOR, THE DAY MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN DELAYING FOR YEARS, IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT THAT THEY'RE OVERPROTECTIVE, I WAS BORN WITH ARRHYTHMIA MY HEART IS DEFECTIVE, ONLY TAKES ONE SHOCK AND I COULD BE DEAD FROM THE FEAR, THE GIRL SCOUTS HELPED MY HEART GROW STRONG, THEY'D HAVE MY BACK IF ANYTHING WENT WRONG WITH ME, DISTRACT ME FROM THE FACT THAT MY HEART COULD STOP. We don't currently have any monologues from Beetlejuice . Based on his/her attributes, we recommend you consider these audition pieces! DELIA: Charles, maybe we should just tell her about us. IS MORE THAN JUST SPACE WITH NO END LA-LA-LA-LA-LA! But I (a beat.) LYDIA: Wow, this is going to be such an interesting night! Which does not come easy. BEETLEJUICE: Well, well, well, kid. LYDIA: Whats wrong sugarlumps? JUNO: STOP! LYDIA: It could be both. DELIA: AHHH! To the dead. So, what do you say? Scripture tells us, Sorrow not. I am also dead. Im a fraud! The doubts his . I can no longer stand to be used like a puppet between two deceitful worlds. Ooohh? BEETLEJUICE: Wait, wait, wait COME ON! All you gotta do is say my name. I know, theres still so much I wanted to do. Step 4: Select a monologue. BARBARA: Adam, thats not why she doesnt like it here. THE MAITLANDS: BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE? *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. However, we have dozens of other monologues that you can read. CHARLES: Oh yes, Lydia, she uh, Im afraid she wont be joining us. Its like a green card thing! The musical premiered at the National Theatre, Washington, D.C. in October 2018, prior to opening on Broadway at the Winter Garden Theatre on April 25, 2019. BEETLEJUICE: Hey! Your mother loved this song. You smell like the bathrooms at the Mandarin Oriental. I am SO sick and tired of being invisible and you, you can change all of that! Okay, I see what you did there. All ghosts shall proceed directly to the Netherworld. No. Here you got a solid plan B option. What an effervescent young lady you are. LYDIA: Yeah, you said Stop acting so weird, I need this job., DELIA: No! Dad, theres ghosts here. Also, one of your wine glasses is poison! He is so mean to me! Right now, no matter what I do, I cannot affect the world of the living. JUNO: Oh, Lawrence, that was beautiful. 4) "JAG" 18) The film "Beetlejuice" ended with Lydia dancing to what song? ADAM: You don't like this stuff? The main Characters of Beetlejuice: The Musical appear in a room and are given the chance to watch a musical all about themselves ~ I own nothing ~ Completed . CHARLES: I am very good at sex. Shes a demon, and she doesnt get me. See you in hell, AGH, Im gone Im gonna use the door. But someone must have said Beetlejuice's name three times, because . OTHO: Thats the one. Welcome, welcome, welcome! (to audience.) This sappy subplot robs the musical of macabre and fits the story as well as O.J.'s glove. Oh god, Im so worried now. He was fast! Keep it coming gentleman! Devoted wife to Charles, beloved mother to Lydia. In the world of the dead? Does this dress say Mindfulness?. close. This is already the BEST exorcism Ive ever been to! Hold on! IM TIRED OF TRYIN TO IRON OUT MY CREASES, HE WANTS ME TO SMILE AND CLAP LIKE A PERFORMING SEAL, YOU WONT BELIEVE THE MESS THAT WEVE BECOME, ARE YOU RECEIVING? Sign up today to unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. Its a classic Victorian with the original crown molding. ADAM: Oh! Thats what I want too. What? Shade Maternal, Fate Infernal. The whole "being dead" thing has never been so frightfully fun as in Beetlejuice, the Broadway musical based on the 1988 Tim Burton cult classic movie. Can you believe people actually lived here? TELL MY STORYY! (a beat.) Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him. DELIA/OTHO: Life is life. Can everybody see me? So, I have an idea. Sucks-Yes! THIS CRIB IS TOO PRECIOUS FOR PLACING A BABY INSIDE IT, YOUR SENSE OF PERFECTION IS JUST A REFLECTION THAT, YOU ARE NOT MENTALLY PREPARED TO MAKE ROOM FOR A KID. Now, Im gonna go find a room to bless. (a beat.) And so do I! Afraid Id marry her? (a beat.) (Smokes.) BEETLEJUICE: The people who bought your house! CHARLES:Yes, but we have to move forward! Everyone can see me now, but if I were alive, I could get out of the house, meet my kind of people. With a lovely family inside. . About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . CHARLES: And, she wanted my blessing. Lydia, I know you wont let me down. (a beat.) ADAM: I gotta say hun, were lucky. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . CHARLES: Lydia! Barbara, the pig! BEETLEJUICE: I am not Wiccan, and that is nothing like this. ADAM: Okay, that Wasn't as much fun as I thought it'd be ADAM: We are not kombucha people. Just a bunch of Howards and then you die. Scott Brown Fun at parties! Now after you scare them, while theyre still quaking in terror, you make them say this! It says: 'live people ignore the strange and unusual.'. Tagged: Whorehouse, Anxious. BEETLEJUICE: For a price. My name is Lydia Deetz. Were still together. MAXIE DEAN: Great idea, Im famished. Adorable! WHY DO YOU POLISH YOUR CRIB WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A KID? (goes to kiss him, but gags.). To her dedication of maintaining her styled bangs to improving her school uniform with an extra black shirt, Lydia's a stark contrast to her parents' fussy styles, and Adam and Barbara's . Home Explore Songbook Top Artists Groups Apps Get VIP. Maybe nothing has to change. I dont know what I did. This . Oldest trick in the book! Wait, why aren't you dancing? BEETLEJUICE: Exorcism. Then they . CHARLES: Delia! ADAM: Do you mean us? Those people just died, and you guys are clapping! DELIA Business friends: I have only known this amazing, amazing man and his unique daughter for a few months I don't even know how many, I'd have to check my pay stubs! but, as my guru Otho always says. BARBARA: Thats so strange, Its not hot. Youll have to open the door to find out. Whats a matter Chuck? LYDIA: Classic Bait and Switch, Oldest trick in the book! I am a very sexual being, and I do love me an orgy, but I say this with love, but you all dont strike me as the orgying kind. And I like the attic! 119. DELIA: Oh, shes so stubborn, I just need more time. Why would anyone wanna spend more time with their mother? All I want is for someone, anyone to look my way and say Hey. Lift with your back! I need to really live, really connect! CHARLES: You made it big. Girl, just say it three times in a row. ; Body Horror: Having his head cut off, then stretching his nose out while shoving his hand into the back of his head and growing eyes on his fingers. Alright. Thats why youre stuck in the attic! Im not sure youre equipped. Look at you. BEETLEJUICE: Uh, wait what? LYDIA: I cant change anything! BEETLEJUICE Finished? Get the shrimp! Its the one room in the house thats still ours! And I want everyone here to know it. Except for you, Dead Mom. Its gonna be so good for all of us. I dont know what kind of game youre playing right now, but-. OTHO: I dont know. Teen And Up Audiences. DELIA: Knock Knock! BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, Dad! After more than 30 years, Michael Keaton and Winona Ryder could potentially reprise their roles as Beetlejuice and Lydia Deetz in the upcoming film Beetlejuice 2.. Keaton and Ryder originally played the iconic characters in Tim Burton's 1998 cult classic Beetlejuice.. As reported by ScreenRant, Brad Pitt's production company Plan B Entertainment has signed on to produce Beetlejuice 2. ADAM: You know, hate is a very strong word. No! Say Chuck, didnt you used to have a daughter? Woah, sorry, I didnt mean to yell its justYou make daddy so angry. LYDIA: Were not a family. I sense your touch. "The Swamp" in The Acting Coach Approach: 48 Monologues for Kids . Im crying because Im so happy. MAXIE DEAN: Oh, dont mind her. Sucks-Yes! DELIA: I dont see race. It will play its final show at the Marquis Theater on Jan. 8, 2023. 2019 Broadway Beetlejuice the Musical Songs with Lyrics. Why dont you and I clear out all that old junk in the attic, and build you a dark room! Lydia: I am alone. (an idea.) The fact is, shes been having a hard time since LYDIA: Oh father! BEETLEJUICE: Im tired of being alone! ENSEMBLE: Daylight come and we wan' go PASTOR: (spoken) In times like these, we have no words We have only each other Today we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz Devoted wife . Im invisible. Its-. Id like to meet my fianc, Delia. Love is love. 5. Every dead person gets one, but since youre not actually dead, wanna see a sad puppet show? Im bringing my mom back, and none of you can stop me! Dont you remember when we moved in? BEETLEJUICE: Why do you gotta be so hard on me, Mom? BEETLEJUICE: DON'T YOU WANNA SEE DAD SUFFER? She would start drinking, and Id be like Mom stop drinking. Ongoing. And also, I dont model anymore. ADAM: What the heck did they do to our house? The gross-out ghost from the supernatural Tim Burton comedy 'Beetlejuice' sings and dances in this splashy Broadway musical starring Alex Brightman as the demonic degenerate and Sophia I'm talkin' jump-scares, the jerky Japanese ghost-walk. Are you alright? DELIA: Nope! howd you get her to marry you? CHARLES: Lydia, Im not going to answer a question like that. ADAM: So he sent little Howard the third, and long story short, I got the last bottle of Manchurian Tung oil! Someones gonna get killed! MISS ARGENTINA: But thats impossible, you youre a living girl. And I fear for my safety around you. Because dead or alive, you dont got somebody who really gets you, then youre going to feel lonely and worthless and youll never reach your goal weight because you eat when youre sad this guy knows what Im talking about. Then I guess theres no rush! We couldve been such a great team. DELIA: Why say doubt, when you can stop at do. And Lydia, I think Ill miss you most of all. I am utterly alone." -Lydia Deetz. Got any references? Its less. We mostly just watched and drank wine. In Conclusion: Beetlejuice the Musical Is Fantastic. See that tiny little house up there? LYDIA: I really like you guys. Well you got what you wanted, Dad. Ill marry you! ADAM: Im sorry, I have to say it, this house is not stupid. MAXINE: And hell do it! DELIA: I dont think thats how knock knock jokes work. LYDIA: Perhaps thats because I myself, am strange and unusual. It has to stop. CHARLES: On behalf of Delia and myself, I'd just like to say, ALL (but LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WANNA GO HOME. LYDIA: Yeah, me too. Delia! And they have scorpions for teeth! Thats the problem! AND YOU'LL BE LIKE, "WHAT?" Welcome to MsMojo, and today we're counting down our picks for the Top 10 Dance Scenes in '80s Movies. Is this it? It sayswe should draw a door. My guruOtho! This is all very believable. Okay, chapter one. I took a very big risk with this place. Lets spin the wheel. I died with this sash. JUNO: Oh, look at you! Lydia doesnt have my resilience. We used to make the haunted houses in the garage, but, in the summer so no one expected it. Its like against the law at my house. LYDIA: He doesnt see me either. Check it out, Lydia! Im a dead guy, stuck in the world of the living with nothing, and no one to share it with. CHARLES: What? CHARLES: Delia, there is nothing in your head. Time. "Spirit" in Fantasy Monologues for Young Actors . After everything Ive done for her. Mmmmmm, yes! who adapted the movie into the musical's script, . The two of you need to hire me right now. What if Lydias in my head right now? Oh, Adam, were just getting started! Everything was the way it used to be. She goes back into the room. its just like Wah, Wah, Wah Wah Wah Wah. All these feelings. BARBARA: It was SO hard! New neighbors?! Lydia stopped short in the doorway, then began to laugh. YAAAH. LYDIA: I just need one of you to open it! *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. It's not about that. I, myself, am strange and unusual." -Lydia Deetz. I'M GONNA MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME, I'LL MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME (MAKE HIM SAY YOUR NAME). SPIN! LYDIA: Because, youre not scary. Thats the rule. Hes a monster. Sorry! We do not have time to make screaming, passionate, love right now. . BEETLEJUICE: Thats it! Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" IT'S SHOWTIME! BARBARA: Adam! BEETLJUICE: You know overnight delivery cost extra. LYDIA: In my vision, my dad and I are back in our old house in New York. Theyre chasing me! I am utterly alone. Theres a Toblerone, a bath bomb, a book youre never going to read. Maybe, we can help each other! CHARLES: I just have to get the chalk. Results may vary. BEETLEJUICE: Nothing, so your dad wants to suck me into this fancy box. Beetle..(bj covers her mouth) BJ: She's a little nervous. First time haunting your own genuine haunted house, and youre a natural. Girl, just say it three times in a row. What else do you have to do, Mami? BEETLEJUICE: No. Im going to suck your ghostinto it and trap it there forever!. God, youre a screw up! CHARLES: No, shes still too fragile. New York, NY, Accessibility Statement Terms Privacy |StageAgent 2020. I- Im your father. Death for the dead. And Im not gonna let you take it from her! One of the reasons Beetlejuice's Lydia is an icon is her style. ADAM: Oh, dont worry, Im gonna have this crib ready before that baby gets here! LYDIA: The ghosts who live here want you gone! OTHO: So glad that you asked. It's just like you said, you dont always get it, but youre a part of it. DELIA: Dont worry Otho, well put you in the Soulbox! LYDIA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? Let's haunt this bitch! DELIA: AH! The script was . CHARLES: LOOK AT ME! You are the sun. So, take a breath, metaphorically, and just remember. First published Apr 06, 2020. I am the once and forever, Miss Argentina! These are the biggest changes that . What am I doing? Adam, wanna do the honors? JUNO: Report to processing! AGHHHH, ADAM: HOLD ON ONE DAMN MINUTE! Guy talk howd you do it? LYDIA: I just want something to remember you bye, when youre gone. I hope theres a dead therapist somewhere that can give him the help he needs. CHARLES: Wouldnt even know where to start. I realized that I dont want to go through life alone. Yeah Yeah Yeah. And you wont even say her name. Ready, Set, Not Yet - Adam . Gonna go on a little vision quest, find my dad. LYDIA: I cant open it. Maybe Ive been all wrong about you. ADAM: So, Lydia since you can see us, let me get right to the point. 'Otho Fenlock's Locked Door Ghosts' Probably committed suicide up there. New York, NY, Linda Ray Theyre in the room with us. Were going to change that (rings triangle.) All recently deceased individuals, form a line! DELIA: STACK BANANA TILL THE MORNING COME, BRRAH! DELIA: Doubt. Now normally, I would use a plumbline for this, but Im not too shabby with a freehand. I am angry! Lydia: No! MONSTER BEETLEJUICE: We come for your daughter, Chuck! Hey, I get it! What if shes possessed? BEETLEJUICE: Its my middle name. LYDIA: I dont know how! Dad theres ghosts! BARBARA: WE'LL RATTLE CHAINS AND I DON'T KNOW! Thats why Im doing this. Im always prepared. Beetlejuice - Musical. ADAM So, I asked Howard Junior to check in the back. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, nope, thats the wrong card. Very good energy. LYDIA: There's one thing that can still stop him. Im gonna find my mom! LYDIA: Im not going back! Well that wouldve been good to know. Act I 1. "Beetlejuice" runs through . (a beat.) DELIA: (aggressive.) LYDIA: Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with. LYDIA: Dad, how long do we have to stay here? The happiness is completely gone, and that just makes me really sad. People! LYDIA: Well, Im not going with them! Were still in our house, all our stuff is here! DELIA: About that. LYDIA: Recently Deceased. DELIA: Life coaching! This guy knows what Im talking about, I gotta get out of here! AND THE UNIVERSE WILL BE LIKE "I KNOW! Theres very good energy in here. LYDIA: What's goin' on, Delia? I guess Ill just go. Unless, are you horribly disfigured? She was my world, too Lydia. Living girl! Yes, I love that man of mine. Upgrade to PRO Sign Up for PRO to view suggested audition pieces! BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah right! Im so scared Im going to forget her. Right now, just outside the walls of this house, nestled in the hatch back of my Toyota Prius, is a mysterious object of my own design. Leave this house! Pigs cant climb! (referring to DELIA.) BEETLEJUICE: Spoiler Alert: shes never going to eat that sandwich! BEETLEJUICE: ZOOBY DOOBY DOOBY, DOOBY DOP AND BOW! Now we both got Dead Moms! ADAM: I have an idea! BEETLEJUICE: Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes, please say yes. Based on the 1988 Burton film, this musical delves into the life of oddball teen Lydia Deetz, who meets a recently deceased couple and an unruly demon willing to help them haunt a house. AH AH AH! ADAM: Well, hey I do not see any cops around here! BEETLEJUICE: Hi! So mean. DELIA: Why thank you, future step-daughter. From an outfit standpoint, her clothes launched the mood boards of many goth girls. ADAM: The electoral college! Delia, that was just the wind. BARBARA: We are! This house is haunted! Complimentary and Deeply Discounted Shows. The new musical had originally been slated to end its run on June 6, but the show was . Fine, you wanna be together? Stripey Ghost Man? BARBARA: And Lydia, she cant live like this! These ghosts are gonna make us a fortune! Tagged: Rhymes, Juice, Loose. BEETLEJUICE: Hi there, ahahaha! I have a peephole; I can see you Youre scary, goodbye! ADAM: Hes going to kill someone! We will. Netherworld. I love it! I dont know get it, but Im a part of it! DELIA: Dont you worry Charles, if we make it look fabulous, no one will ever know its actually crushingly insecure and older than it says it is. (a beat.) We will just have to do this without her. BEETLEJUICE: Please dont make me beg. Source: . Barbara, its like one of our classes! Ive never felt this before. LYDIA: I have a mother! Take care of them. Step right up and lets play a game that I like to call RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!. BEETLEJUICE: Hey! She was my whole world. Do you remember what I said? Eddie Perfect, Lydia is a dark, yet exceedingly smart young woman. Because I dont think we can. Not gonna do that. I didnt like strangers when I was alive. And yet, I worry. But heres the good news! Before Juno sees you. Then, the B-mans free and the mai tais are on me. If you would like to give a public . We did kill someone though. Sorry, I dont mean to bore you guys, talking about my mom. ADAM: Im confused, you can see us without the sheets. You died together. BARBARA: That needy pervert was right. Im on your side, and I always will be. ADAM: Oh! BEETLEJUICE: Well then you have to learn how to scare them! JUST THINK OF THE UNIVERSE AS A FEMALE BEST FRIEND, AND YOU CAN BE LIKE "HEY, UNIVERSE, WHAT'S HAPPENIN', GIRL? CHARLES: Lydia, in twenty-four hours, Maxie Dean will be here to have dinner with our family. LYDIA: Hes the loneliest guy I know. I orbit. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life." BARBARA: I was too! Alone. You are tougher than you look. The Tony-nominated smash Beetlejuice played its final performance on March 11 at the Winter Garden Theatre. Boo. Im not buying it, time to die! Because I too am attracted to Mr. Beetlejuice. (laughs) Hell do it. BEETLEJUICE: Sorry, kid. ADAM: Barbara, run! ~ You had met Lydia Deetz online on social media, and found out that she was moving into your town. I COULD SEARCH FOR ALL ETERNITY AND NEVER SEE YOUR FACE, I DON'T KNOW WHICH WAY'S HOME OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH, IS THERE A WAY BACK HOME? Beetlejuice tells the story of Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager obsessed with the whole "being dead thing." Lucky for Lydia, her new house is haunted by a recently deceased couple and Beetlejuice, a delightful demon with a real zest for life. But the two of you can. BEETLEJUICE: Fine! BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, time moves differently when youre dead, but boy does it move. Home Monologues from Musicals. Hi, boys! Youre all going to die. I'm on the bench, but coach. Leave this house! Now, lets get you processed. LYDIA: Hey Beetlejuice! Second row, right there! CHARLES: Youre right. LYDIA: Dad! (BEETLEJUICE bursts in on the Sandworm.). It didn't work. AGHHHHHH! This is the best day of my life! I got all the way to Howards store, and then Howard tells me their out of stock. Gain full access to show guides, character breakdowns, auditions, monologues and more! So if you wanna save Barbara, then I need you to marry me! However, there was no reasoning with the spirit, but Adam and Barbara had a slight advantage in the fact that they weren't stuck in Adam's miniature town. Here goes nothing. Dead guy, what brings you to the roof? UNLESS THEY GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (YES YES, WE'RE FEELIN' IT, THEY'RE GONNA FEEL IT, WE'RE KILLIN' IT! ADAM: So, crazy story. I asked you to send me a sign. ADAM: Oh yeah? Now Charles, weve not yet discussed my fee. Now, we dont have a lot of time. (giggle) Just kidding! Find some interesting quotes from when she felt alone here, they will make you think! If this house is haunted, then that means mom might still be back at our old house! But hey. If you're a fan of Beetlejuice the Musical on Broadway, then you probably know Elizabeth Teeter. Oo! ADAM: CHEFS WHO USE TOO MUCH SAGE WHEN THEY MAKE BEURRE NOISETTE, BEETLEJUICE: WELL, THERE'S LOTS THERE TO USE, TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND GIVE ME YOUR BEST PRIMAL SCREAM, BEETLEJUICE: TRY IT AGAIN MAYBE THIS TIME PRETEND LIKE YOU MEAN IT. Lets find out! MAXIE DEAN: Lydia! Anthony King I can bring your daddy so much pain. BEETLEJUICE: Well then, go fuck yourself. Classic Bait and Switch. CHARLES: I see! And Im still here! LYDIA: WAY BACK WHEN I WAS JUST TEN SIMPLE AND SWEET, EVERYWHERE, FELLAS WOULD STARE OUT ON THE STREET, LYDIA: NOW ONE OF 'EM LOVES ME, WANTS TO BE MINE, LYDIA: MY CREEPY OLD GUY, MY CREEPY OLD GUY, BARBARA/DELIA: GIRLS MAY SEEM DISGUSTED, BUT WE'RE ACTUALLY JUST SHY, BEETLEJUICE: I AM OLDER, BUT I'M GLAD I WAITED, ALL: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY. I was in a sweat lodge. I relate to it in so many ways, especially in Lydia's journey through grief. Beetlejuice: [covers Lydia's mouth with his hand] She's a little bit nervous. This is exciting! It was all rundown and we didnt know if we were going to get through it. Every single time I finally feel like I start to belong, its Goodbye Delia Youre out of the band Delia Vishnu doesnt need more disciples Delia!. BEETLEJUICE: Whaaaat? BEETLEJUICE: Adam (dramatic pause.) LYDIA: Really? BEETLEJUICE: So. My baby's got a body that doesnt quit and a brain that doesnt work! AcCENT upon the Wrong SylLABle: When Adam finds the advert for Betelgeuse, he actually says the name three times, but because he pronounces it "Bay-til Guy-ce", the incantation doesn't work. ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY-O! Im the perfect person to help you battle your ghost. BEETLEJUICE: DON'T BE SO VANILLA WOULD A LITTLE ANGER KILL YA? OH! ANY GHOST CAN DO THAT IN LESS THAN ONE LESSON. It's from the store! Beetlejuice DC Script - Free download as PDF File (.pdf), Text File (.txt) or read online for free. Puppet show!! EVEN IF YOU'RE BORN WITH CONGENITAL HEART DISEASE, AND YOU COULD BE KILLED BY A RANDOM SNEEZE, JUST GONNA RING THE BELL OF THIS CREEPY LOOKING HOUSE, AND I'M HERE TODAY TO SUPPORT THE GIRL SCOUTS BY SELLING COOKIES, GIRL SCOUT: WELL, I'VE GOT CHOCOLATE, BANANA AND OAT BRAN, PECAN, GIRL SCOUT: BUT, WE'RE REALLY NOT SUPPOSED TO, GIRL SCOUT: Dont worry! I can bring your daddy so much pain. Thank you for being here. And then, spring the trap. LYDIA: Hey Delia! Charles! Well, Bye! Give me just one more BEETLEJUICE: It's showtime! Juno: The whorehouse was my idea! The Preacher, Beetlejuice, and Lydia. IS SIMPLY A MANIFESTATION OF MOTHERLY PANIC, AREN'T YOU CREATING A WAY OF TRANSLATING THE TERROR, HIDING AWAY SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO FACE BEING A BAD MOM, ADAM AND BARBARA: SOON ENOUGH, OUR HOPES AND OUR DREAMS WILL BE CRUSHED. All ghosts shall proceed directly to the Netherworld. We left each other behind. Pluslearn to throw your voice! LYDIA: It's like I told you, Dad: This house is haunted and the ghosts who live here want you out! BARBARA: I know. "Things seem pretty quiet. Why dont you have a handbook? New meat! 7 a script for the sequel was commissioned. BEETLEJUICE: No, she did! The rule bookI present: The Handbook for The Recently Deceased. Rule number two: every new ghost gets a tote bag! GET OUTTA MY WAY. Lets draw the door. Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. You know, socially liberal, but fiscally conservative. ADAM Bill Hadley on his tractor. About Lydia. ADAM: Yeah. Theyre queens! BEETLEJUICE: Okay, plan B! BEETLEJUICE: I KNOW THAT BARBARA! CHARLES: Lydia, you have moped around for months, dressed in black, obsessing about death! Lets chop off his head. And now, finally theyre about to die! Im gonna say it! CHARLES: Thats insane, shes not(BEETLEJUICE uses his powers to shut up CHARLES. (BEETLEJUICE possesses BARBARA and ADAM.). By Ben Brantley. Its either me or the booze. And shed be like Well, then I choosethe booze. The point is, we just got rid of your dad, and we were having SO much fun together! ADAM: Again, we do not want to kill anyone! Dad, please. Careful Charles! I mean you saw these schmucks up here. BEETLEJUICE: Pepperoni, mushrooms and snakes! BEETLEJUICE: (gasp) Keen observation Adam. Do you mind if we all share this house! BEETLEJUICE Oh, theyre both gonna get it. : 1) Lollapalooza -- Created in 1991 as a farewell tour for Perry Farrell's band, it ran annually until 1997, and was revived in 2003. Some things work better in the movie, some work better in the musical. And Ill admit. BEETLEJUICE: Whered I lose you? See? I cancelled the exorcist, and Ive hired someone better. it is my job to help transfer you out of the overwhelming emotional life, and into the blissful numbness and soothing solitude that awaits you in the infinite abyss of nothingness that is the Netherworld. This iteration of Scott Brown and Anthony King's musical, with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect, is otherwise nearly identical and keeps all the musical's hit songs intact, including the viral hit "Say My Name" and the Harry Belafonte classic "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)." In the show, the titular Beetlejuice is a demon who's stuck haunting a . An infinite abyss of nothing! Where is that damned exorcist? Start reading. All of us! (more chase.) MAXIE DEAN: Im rich. And he's to blame. Mr. NEVER MIND, HE'LL BE YOUR G-U-I-D-E TO THE OTHER SIDE, I'M THE B-TO-THE-DOUBLE-E-T-L-E TO THE J-U-I-C-E, BEETLEJUICE: I understand it's a lot to process, but, THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU AND YOUR SPOUSE DIED IN YOUR OWN HOUSE, THAT MEANS THE TWO OF YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, A LITTLE ON THE POTTERY BARN AND DRY WHITE WINE SIDE, AS FOR ME, I'VE BEEN SCARING FOR MILLENNIA, I'M THE BIO-EXORCIST GIVING HOUSES ENEMAS, BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: PUSH OUT ALL THE BREATHERS, BEETLEJUICE: AND I DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF IT, 'CAUSE THIS GUY HAPPENED TO BE PASSING BY, TO GIVE YOU CONTROL OF YOUR SOUL FOR THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING (AH AH AH AH AH AH AH! IN THE WORLD, BE PREPARED TO TAKE YOUR EGGS AND FREEZE 'EM , DELIA: 'CAUSE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS, LYDIA: SOUNDS LIKE TERRIBLE THINGS CAN HAPPEN.
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